World Record Bull Buck
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:29 pmBig Bull Buck
My faith in internet stories has been restored.
Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories.
Above is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck.
It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's uncle's
best friend's son-in-law's niece's hairdresser's neighbor's
ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score
2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas
on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill,
around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.
Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull,
two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the
last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight
with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been
confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking
discharge water from a nuclear power plant.
All this has been checked and confirmed
by my friends at Snopes.
Honestly and Sincerely,
Barack H. Obama
My faith in internet stories has been restored.
Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories.
Above is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck.
It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's uncle's
best friend's son-in-law's niece's hairdresser's neighbor's
ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score
2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas
on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill,
around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.
Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull,
two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the
last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight
with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been
confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking
discharge water from a nuclear power plant.
All this has been checked and confirmed
by my friends at Snopes.
Honestly and Sincerely,
Barack H. Obama
Obama's a deer hunter too! 
