Bad news.....

[Jeepejeep]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! (I got ya by more than 8 years you young whipper snapper!)

[Texas Sheepdawg]

Thanx guys.

[Indy Joe]

Happy Birthday.

Got ya by 19........

[Texas Sheepdawg]

Well dang. I'm gonna have a bunch of guys in wheel chairs with gun racks installed sitting around the campfire whining about being irregular and running out of toilet paper. And Wildcatter is gonna be mocking them, yelling across the camp about saving the trees by using a spotted owl.....
I sure hope you guys bring a few nurses..... Single.... Young nurses.

[wildcatter]

EVERYBODY LINE UP, IT'S TIME TO SPANK THIS CHEECHACO!!!..

..t

[commander faschisto]

I didn't know he rolled that way...

[MOUNTIN DU]

Happy bithday! a little late but here anyway! i got ya by three!
i'll send a bottle of perrier as a fire extinguisher that's all it's good for anyway.

[Texas Sheepdawg]

I didn't know he rolled that way...

I didn't know that either. You won't need to bother "standing" in a line. But you might want to put on some sneakers cuz there will definitely some serious running involved. And there might even be some arguement on who's chasing who. You guys in the wheel chairs can just run cameras and do commentary. No need to run those retirement scooters' batteries down. After it's all said and done, we can sit around the campfire laughing, gasping, wheezing and chugging Geratol.

[firehawk]

Who's going to be responsible for changing the Depends on all us old folks?

[Texas Sheepdawg]

Our KIDS!!! Turnabouts fair play!!