What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

[BillytheKid]

My car will hit 50...

[Texas Sheepdawg]

Who IS Whitney Houston? Never heard of her.

[BayouBob]

A drug addict that used to sing.

[Texas Sheepdawg]

Like Curt Kobain and Elvis?

[paulmark3010]

Like Curt Kobain and Elvis?

More like Michael Jackson.

[Jeepejeep]

Another one:
What is 6 inches long, and didn't get sucked on Valentine's day?
Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

[9x19MdM]

Stole it...
Did you hear about Whitney's new movie coming out, it's the sequel to The Bodyguard.
It's called The Bodybag.

[Texas Sheepdawg]

Like Janis Joplin and Jimmy Hendrix but minus the Talent? Oh....Okay....
You know, Uncle Ted is right. If these mooncalves would have just gutted a deer once a year during
their short lives, they just might still be with us today. Personally, I will not miss her. She was like Doritos, Hollywood is producing more and more just like her every day rendering that particular talent as no longer unique.
But I sure wish Hendrix was still alive.

[Jeepejeep]

Now I hear some places want the Flag at half staff for this crackhead! I say NO F^$*ING WAY!!!

[kottke_35]

Now I hear some places want the Flag at half staff for this crackhead! I say NO F^$*ING WAY!!!

Agreed Sir. What about all our boys over seas that never had the Flag lowered to half staff in their honor, or all the LEO's and FF's that made the ultimate sacrafice being America's heros, and they think about doing it for a crackhead singer Sorry. Off my soap box.

B.