HI, California! Texas looking good yet?

[Texas Sheepdawg]

I heard it was hot? Some new flavor of TABASCO SAUCE?

What's a Kardashians? Was that a breed at that kennel show that Michael Savage has been talking about?

Sounds too rich for my pallet.

[3rdgeargrndrr]

A Coyote Tale...


CALIFORNIA

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
A coyote jumps out, kills the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

The Governor starts to intervene, and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

He calls Animal Control.

Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

He calls a veterinarian.

The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training regarding the nature of coyotes.

PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.


TEXAS :

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging.
The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

The buzzards eat the dead coyote.


And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

[Texas Sheepdawg]

LOL!

[Exits45]

I just got this mornging an email from my Representive that CALIFORNIA is 128 BILLION in the RED.

[Texas Sheepdawg]

Sounds like a felony to me.

[Jim in Houston]

Sounds like a clear abridgment of the Second Amendment. But in case this passes, I would be in the market for some of those "illegal" weapons.