You know your a gun guy if

[Ghost Dog]

I thought we could start a new thread - You know your a gun guy if ---
Such as:

You know your a gun guy if you stand around Walmart at 7:00am waiting to see what ammo came in.

You know your a gun guy if you know who Colion Noir is. (or can spell his name without looking it up)

You know your a gun guy if 1000 rounds of 45 ACP is simply a good start.

You know your a gun guy if (lets go guys)

[Hoot]

You're more interested in the Shooting Times issue in the second row than the Maxim magazine in front of it on the newsstand.

Most of your shirts have CLP stains somewhere on them.

You keep a gun sock rolled up under the seat in your car just in case...

You know all the shipping rates and times from Colombia Missouri by heart.

Keep it going!

[tbirdman74]

You clean closets... to make room for more guns.

You realise you need a house with more closets...

[Nosparks]

If you dont show up at the local gun shop for you weekly visit, they call your house to make sure your O.K.....
You skip lunch at work to get off a hour early. So you can get to the range before the sun goes down or the wife expects you home...

And the one Im most guilty of.... Your screen saver is a picture of you and your 450B and not your wife and kid(s).

[wildcatter]

While living in Flint, Michigan (the home of General Motors) and you see a fifty car pile-up as a great source for new steel to build more guns..

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[Ghost Dog]

wildcatter » Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:26 pm

While living in Flint, Michigan (the home of General Motors) and you see a fifty car pile-up as a great source for new steel to build more guns..

A silver lining in every cloud

A couple more:
You know you're a gun guy when your two dogs are called Smith and Wesson
When your wife is pregnant you refer to her as "having one in the chamber"

[tbirdman74]

When your wife is pregnant you refer to her as "having one in the chamber"

Holy Crap! That's funny.

[helidude350]

I was just chuckling at this.
My wife gave me a funny look.
My father inlaw was opening a jar of " fish oil " tablets.
My first thought was ... What a great way to store 45acp

[helidude350]

You might be a gun guy if....
2 years ago you tried out your room mates vacuum sucky bag food sealer to see if you liked it.
Then you buy your own.

To this date it has not vacuum sealed any food


You might be a gun guy if .....
Various people call you at various time of day or night with...
" I got this ( insert gun you have never seen) with a live round stuck in the chamber and I can't get it out...."



If your coworker wants you to mount the scope you gave her on a model 94
that doesn't work correctly so her daughter can go hog hunting.

If one of your strategic house fire evacuation plans included chopping a hole at "X" location from the outside
to remove ammo cans to protect the fire crew.

You have developed OCD when you see a used ( or any) cardboard box and mentally calculate what gun parts you have
or want will fit. ( this also comes with hoarding bubble wrap. Pop pop pop * giggle*)

[gunnut]

If you don't know how many guns you have!