Ladies and Gentlemen, er just Moms.
Are you ready for the Greatest Show on CSPAN?
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/04/11/us-usa-guns-idUSBRE93800G20130411
Come early for the big parade of sad classmates, sad siblings, weepy parents, blood-stained artifacts and Senators looking for some coat-tails to ride on their way to re-election! See a dapper dressed Pierz Morgan devour a live chicken, while the President licks his fingers and suffers Missy Obama's scorn.
Thrill to the spectacle of seeing how many worried ovaries can fit into a standard model, Diane Feinstein!
Hurry Hurry, Step Right Up!
Hoot