Hey Commander Fast Cheetos,
With hunting season slowly approaching, decided to click on the (http://epicwipes.com/
) link you provided.
Did you happen to scroll down that page (below the video) to read their AD ?
Reads like this...
Epic Wipes are towel-sized wet wipes that are strong enough for a mud-caked mountain biker yet gentle enough for a s'more covered munchkin.
Now I wanna know who let the cat out of the bag, by telling their market research/AD company that Wildcatter is sometimes a messy eater?