Big Bull Buck
My faith in internet stories has been restored.
Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories.
Above is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck.
It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's uncle's
best friend's son-in-law's niece's hairdresser's neighbor's
ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score
2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas
on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill,
around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.
Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull,
two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the
last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight
with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been
confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking
discharge water from a nuclear power plant.
All this has been checked and confirmed
by my friends at Snopes.
Honestly and Sincerely,
Barack H. Obama